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Why Does George Strait Get a Pass?
George Strait is a Republican. He is. Not on paper, of course, because that would mean accountability, but in all his actions, Strait has been very obvious about who he supports, and it's not the people who listen to his music. The King of Country stood next to Donald Trump at the Kennedy Center. He smiles in photos with Greg Abbott, the governor who has turned the Rio Grande into a deadly obstacle course of buoys and razor wire. Strait doesn't hide his politics—he just doesn

Maria Salinas
Jan 204 min read


Echoes of American Pie in 2026’s Chaos
There was a time when America believed in itself the way a teenager believes in summer—endless, sunlit, and promised. Don McLean caught that feeling just as it slipped through the fingers of the time. American Pie wasn’t only a song; it was a vigil. A long, circling goodbye to a country that thought tragedy was an interruption, not a condition. “The day the music died” marked more than a plane crash. It marked the moment when innocence stopped being renewable. Buddy Holly, Ri

Janie Flores-Alvarez
Jan 203 min read


The Feeling That Everything Is Falling Apart Has a Name
ICE is here. The inevitable is happening here in Starr County and all across the Rio Grande Valley. Social media is filled with photos of people being detained. There is impotence. There is anger. There is fear. And sadness. That suffocating feeling in the air has a name: anomie. South Texas is a border region. The people who live here know immigration enforcement. But this is different. Now people are being detained at gas stations, at stores, at churches. Now filming an arr

Maria Salinas
Jan 174 min read


Más Que Pan Dulce
When Northgate Market floated the idea of a gigante concha rolling down the streets of Pasadena for the Rose Parade, it wasn’t just another pretty float — it was a dare to one of the most traditional stages in the country to make room for us. It was an invitation for Mexican-American families, from East L.A. to the Rio Grande Valley, to see something deeply familiar placed unapologetically at the center of the national gaze. Because let’s be honest: that giant pink concha was

Janie Flores-Alvarez
Jan 174 min read


Sorry, 911 Is Busy. Call Your Cousin the Dental Assistant
Got a ringing in your ear for the last two days? A wheezing in your chest that won't go away? Forget ChatGPT. Forget WebMD. One message to the group chat and you expect a clear diagnosis. Who cares if your cousin just finished their first semester as a medical assistant. He should know this shit by now. Right? In any Mexican-American household, when a kid announces their acceptance into any medical program, the entire extended family exhales in collective relief. Finally, som

Maria Salinas
Jan 133 min read


How to Actually Survive When Everything Feels Like It's On Fire
The world won't stop screaming. Every ping on the phone delivers fresh disaster. Every headline promises the end of something. Doomscrolling has become a reflex, and the brain can't process one crisis before three more arrive. The desperate need to fix something, control anything, takes over when the entire system seems built to self-destruct. Start here: figure out what's actually yours to manage. Most of what floods the news feed lives completely outside anyone's individual

Maria Salinas
Jan 133 min read


AI Roasts Its Own Creator
Grok just delivered the most delicious clapback in artificial intelligence history. Elon Musk's own chatbot, the one he built presumably to combat what he considers censorship on other platforms, just ranked him number one on its list of accounts spreading the most misinformation on X. The irony is equivalent to his net worth. Grok was asked to identify the five X accounts most responsible for spreading lies and misleading information. The AI analyzed aggregated data from 202

Maria Salinas
Jan 123 min read


The Unbearable Lightness of Receiving
People treat kindness like a loan shark treats money. Everything comes with interest, invisible repayment plans, and the nagging suspicion that someone's keeping score. Accept a compliment and watch the mental gymnastics begin. Someone says your hair looks great, and suddenly you're offering detailed credit to your stylist, the humidity levels, and possibly divine intervention. This isn't etiquette. It's a pathology masquerading as good manners. Decades of transactional think

Maria Salinas
Jan 73 min read


South Texas Shopping Becomes a Cross-Border Battle Every December
Every December, South Texas transforms into a retail battleground where American holiday shoppers face friendly rivals: Mexican nationals armed with shopping lists and crossing permits. Paisano season officially kicks off on Black Friday. Late November, early December is when families from across Mexico descend upon border cities like Laredo, Roma, Rio Grande City, McAllen, and Brownsville. They come bearing cash, dragging empty suitcases, and wielding determination that woul

Maria Salinas
Dec 22, 20253 min read


The Cosmic Bureaucracy of Damnation
Let's operate under the assumption that hell exists. That fire and brimstone wait somewhere in the cosmic basement for humanity's worst offenders. That every Sunday school teacher warning kids about eternal damnation wasn't just engaged in elaborate fearmongering. Fine. Hell is real. Except according to the Bible itself, it's currently empty. A vacant torture chamber waiting for opening day. God apparently runs damnation like a delayed construction project, postponing the gra

Maria Salinas
Dec 22, 20253 min read


Stop Hoarding Your Child's Construction Paper Christmas Trees
Parents accumulate their children's artwork the way receipts pile up in kitchen drawers. Both multiply without effort, serve no practical purpose after creation, and eventually become someone else's problem. The difference is nobody pretends CVS receipts represent profound emotional artifacts worthy of permanent archiving. Schools operate as assembly lines for disposable art projects. Elementary classrooms generate staggering quantities of construction paper turkeys, handprin

Maria Salinas
Dec 19, 20253 min read


When Death Crashes the Birthday Party
I was sitting at my desk preparing to write about Abraham Quintanilla's passing when a Facebook post wishing AB Quintanilla a happy birthday stopped me cold. The algorithmic irony felt almost intentional. Birthdays and death sometimes occupy the same day. Sometimes the universe decides that the anniversary of your arrival should also mark someone else's departure. My best friend died of cancer on her daughter's birthday. My daughter Valeria lost her father on her birthday. Li

Maria Salinas
Dec 16, 20253 min read


Political Algorithms, Content, and Constant Campaigning: Youth Edition
Some of you have never known politics without the push notification. You wake up, grab your phone, and before your first sip of coffee, five strangers have explained “the end of democracy” in a 30‑second vertical video shot in their car. Around 70% of young people got info about the 2020 election through social media, and a lot of you weren’t just scrolling—you were posting, organizing, stitching, duetting, and dropping hot takes with yesterday’s eyeliner still on. TikTok, In

Janie Flores-Alvarez
Dec 5, 20253 min read


The Self-Awareness of Parenting
Parenting through self-awareness isn’t a trend or a technique. It’s a quiet revolution that starts in the smallest, most forgettable moments—the ones no one posts about, the ones your child’s nervous system remembers anyway. The greatest story ever told is not in a book or a film. It is a life unfolding in real time, written in muscle memory, and the quiet corners of the mind. It begins, long before language, as a series of impressions—tones, tensions, tiny shifts in the air—

Maria Salinas
Dec 3, 20253 min read


Texas Declares War on Gummies While Everything Else Burns
Welcome to Texas, where brisket is sacred, cattle are legendary, and state lawmakers have identified the gravest threat to civilization: watermelon-flavored hemp gummies. The legislature moved faster against peach rings than it ever has for failing schools or collapsing hospitals, treating candy-coated CBD like a national emergency. This is how politics works in 2025. A resident can legally stockpile enough firearms to outfit a small militia, but sell a hemp chew in a bag wit

Janie Flores-Alvarez
Nov 14, 20253 min read


Celibacy Isn't a Dry Spell. It's a Power Move
The myth that women need dick is finally dying—and not a moment too soon. For decades, women were told that without sex, they were incomplete. That a woman without regular sex was either cranky or depressed. That if she went too long without it, she might shrivel up like a neglected houseplant. Turns out, she didn’t wither. She thrived. Listen, we're going to be blunt about sex. If your vagina takes communion, this is your one and only warning to scroll away. Onwards. Women d

Maria Salinas
Jul 18, 20253 min read


Hot. Ready. And Honestly. That's Enough
Let’s stop pretending we’re too good for Little Caesars. You’re not. I’m not. None of us are. Because in this post-truth, late-stage-capitalist, 10-year recession, Little Caesars is the only brand that tells you straight to your face: We’re hot. We’re ready. And that's that. It’s not trying to reinvent pizza. It’s not promising wood-fired crust with imported buffalo mozzarella hand-milked by monks in Italy. It’s not offering you a QR code with an origin story about your peppe

Maria Salinas
Jul 12, 20252 min read


Why Men and Women Can't Be Just Friends
Harry Burns wasn’t trying to be profound. He was just tired, hungry, and trapped in a car with a woman who talked too much. Somewhere between Chicago and New York, he said the thing most men have either thought, said out loud, or proven true: “Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.” Straight to the point. No sugarcoating. Just a sentence that hit harder than most monologues in film history. Decades later, that same premise is still in disc

Maria Salinas
Jul 9, 20254 min read
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