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People treat kindness like a loan shark treats money. Everything comes with interest, invisible repayment plans, and the nagging suspicion that someone's keeping score. Accept a compliment and watch the mental gymnastics begin. Someone says your hair looks great, and suddenly you're offering detailed credit to your stylist, the humidity levels, and possibly divine intervention. This isn't etiquette. It's a pathology masquerading as good manners. Decades of transactional think

Every December, South Texas transforms into a retail battleground where American holiday shoppers face friendly rivals: Mexican nationals armed with shopping lists and crossing permits. Paisano season officially kicks off on Black Friday. Late November, early December is when families from across Mexico descend upon border cities like Laredo, Roma, Rio Grande City, McAllen, and Brownsville. They come bearing cash, dragging empty suitcases, and wielding determination that woul

Let's operate under the assumption that hell exists. That fire and brimstone wait somewhere in the cosmic basement for humanity's worst offenders. That every Sunday school teacher warning kids about eternal damnation wasn't just engaged in elaborate fearmongering. Fine. Hell is real. Except according to the Bible itself, it's currently empty. A vacant torture chamber waiting for opening day. God apparently runs damnation like a delayed construction project, postponing the gra

Parents accumulate their children's artwork the way receipts pile up in kitchen drawers. Both multiply without effort, serve no practical purpose after creation, and eventually become someone else's problem. The difference is nobody pretends CVS receipts represent profound emotional artifacts worthy of permanent archiving. Schools operate as assembly lines for disposable art projects. Elementary classrooms generate staggering quantities of construction paper turkeys, handprin

I was sitting at my desk preparing to write about Abraham Quintanilla's passing when a Facebook post wishing AB Quintanilla a happy birthday stopped me cold. The algorithmic irony felt almost intentional. Birthdays and death sometimes occupy the same day. Sometimes the universe decides that the anniversary of your arrival should also mark someone else's departure. My best friend died of cancer on her daughter's birthday. My daughter Valeria lost her father on her birthday. Li

Some of you have never known politics without the push notification. You wake up, grab your phone, and before your first sip of coffee, five strangers have explained “the end of democracy” in a 30‑second vertical video shot in their car. Around 70% of young people got info about the 2020 election through social media, and a lot of you weren’t just scrolling—you were posting, organizing, stitching, duetting, and dropping hot takes with yesterday’s eyeliner still on. TikTok, In

Parenting through self-awareness isn’t a trend or a technique. It’s a quiet revolution that starts in the smallest, most forgettable moments—the ones no one posts about, the ones your child’s nervous system remembers anyway. The greatest story ever told is not in a book or a film. It is a life unfolding in real time, written in muscle memory, and the quiet corners of the mind. It begins, long before language, as a series of impressions—tones, tensions, tiny shifts in the air—

Welcome to Texas, where brisket is sacred, cattle are legendary, and state lawmakers have identified the gravest threat to civilization: watermelon-flavored hemp gummies. The legislature moved faster against peach rings than it ever has for failing schools or collapsing hospitals, treating candy-coated CBD like a national emergency. This is how politics works in 2025. A resident can legally stockpile enough firearms to outfit a small militia, but sell a hemp chew in a bag wit

The myth that women need dick is finally dying—and not a moment too soon. For decades, women were told that without sex, they were incomplete. That a woman without regular sex was either cranky or depressed. That if she went too long without it, she might shrivel up like a neglected houseplant. Turns out, she didn’t wither. She thrived. Listen, we're going to be blunt about sex. If your vagina takes communion, this is your one and only warning to scroll away. Onwards. Women d

Let’s stop pretending we’re too good for Little Caesars. You’re not. I’m not. None of us are. Because in this post-truth, late-stage-capitalist, 10-year recession, Little Caesars is the only brand that tells you straight to your face: We’re hot. We’re ready. And that's that. It’s not trying to reinvent pizza. It’s not promising wood-fired crust with imported buffalo mozzarella hand-milked by monks in Italy. It’s not offering you a QR code with an origin story about your peppe

Harry Burns wasn’t trying to be profound. He was just tired, hungry, and trapped in a car with a woman who talked too much. Somewhere between Chicago and New York, he said the thing most men have either thought, said out loud, or proven true: “Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.” Straight to the point. No sugarcoating. Just a sentence that hit harder than most monologues in film history. Decades later, that same premise is still in disc