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Vicente Returned From Outer Space to Celebrate His Birthday
My son turned 24 today, and for the first time in a long time, I did not celebrate his birthday without him. I need you to understand what a strange sentence that is for me to type. There was a time when Vicente came to his own birthday parties. SpongeBob cake, a piñata, a kid who hadn't yet been handed the keys to his own life and didn't know he could refuse. Vicente showed up because showing up was still someone else's decision. He didn't know he had a choice. Then he got o

Maria Salinas
Jul 224 min read


Chiquis Rivera Put a $555 Price Tag on Peace and Love
Hazte para acá! Grab your cafecito, and get comfy, and let that café con leche cool off a little before we consider journaling for beginners at a $555 price tag. Need to rejuvenate your alma? Pues que crees? Chiquis Rivera is hosting Alma de Luz, an "intimate wellness and self-love experience." Fancy, huh? Wait until you see the price tag. Honestly, when did healing become a ticketed event? Here's how she sold it: the experience ran four hours, 11 AM to 3 PM, tucked away near

Maria Salinas
Jul 213 min read


AI Roasts Its Own Creator
Grok just delivered the most delicious clapback in artificial intelligence history. Elon Musk's own chatbot, the one he built presumably to combat what he considers censorship on other platforms, just ranked him number one on its list of accounts spreading the most misinformation on X. The irony is equivalent to his net worth. Grok was asked to identify the five X accounts most responsible for spreading lies and misleading information. The AI analyzed aggregated data from 202

Maria Salinas
Jan 123 min read


The Unbearable Lightness of Receiving
People treat kindness like a loan shark treats money. Everything comes with interest, invisible repayment plans, and the nagging suspicion that someone's keeping score. Accept a compliment and watch the mental gymnastics begin. Someone says your hair looks great, and suddenly you're offering detailed credit to your stylist, the humidity levels, and possibly divine intervention. This isn't etiquette. It's a pathology masquerading as good manners. Decades of transactional think

Maria Salinas
Jan 73 min read


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